HULK NOT LIKE ANSWER QUESTIONS
HULK LIKE FINGER PAINT
“why did you paint that”
stop questions
squishy paint
RRRRRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHGHGHHHHHHHH
no, look — I have nothing against any of you, it’s not — stop! stop apologizing, will you? you’ve been wonderful. you’ve made an effort, you’ve been as gracious and accepting as I could expect anyone to be — you’re trying, and I see that. and believe me, I am deeply grateful to every one of you. it’s not that. it’s just — and this isn’t even about tony being my best friend, okay? this happened before that. it’s just, when you’ve been going along, thinking you’re fine, because people are doing ninety percent of it right — you take every ninety percent, and you thank your lucky stars, because it’s ninety, it’s not a tranquilizer dart. it’s an awkward silence, maybe. but then someone comes along with a hundred and you suddenly realize you’ve been settling, you suddenly abhor all those nineties and ninety-fives because you can feel their subtle wrongness making you sicker with each new person you encounter. because really, that’s the secret: ninety’s no better than zero. not if it comes from the same place, if it comes from the part of your brain that would aim a tranquilizer dart at me and lock me in a cage, if you weren’t so good with your words. and so it’s selfish, and it’s unfair, and it’s petty, but I want a hundred, okay? I want a hundred. all the time now, and I feel sick about it, but when I think about how there’s a room for me there in stark tower that isn’t a cage, that was built for the other guy instead of to contain him — I —
please don’t blame me.
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monsternist asked: i make tiny wallpaper for hulk. is 800x600, so may not fit. hope hulk like. i10[.]photobucket[.]com/albums/a123/cahfleck/smash[.]png

HULK LIKE A LOT
GOOD
onceuponabetsy asked: Can Hulk Haiku? Haiku seems like the perfect poetry form for Hulk. :)
HULK SMASH PUNY GOD
HULK JUMP ALL OVER CITY
BEAUTIFUL SMASH DAY
hulk still here
hulk not use words often
sit in bruce brain and think
Never trying to draw hulk ever again. (Taken with Instagram)
(Source: atruthuniversallyoutthere)
HULK ONLY SMASH MEAN PEOPLE
BUT
MOST PEOPLE MEAN TO HULK
YOU DO MATH
TOO MANY QUESTIONS
HULK SLOW
HULK ANSWER YOU ALL SLOOOOWWWWWLLLLLYYYYY